This piece does have some naughty words in German that were fun to include. Just a note of warning because moms don't approve of such things on a regular basis. The message: I am like a Mercedes-Benz I am like an SLR McLaren I am like a Mercedes-Benz I am like an SLR McLaren I will be careful with fuel...I like to be fine-tuned I am like an SLR McLaren I am liking proper maintenance...
Racing toward 20 !!
If a year were a mile
You wouldn't want to rush to/at
20 miles an hour, kmh
You'd want to walk
Slowly
As much as possible
Looking, tasting, enjoying
Every step
Tacking, west-toward
a quarter of a century
Racing up that way
Shift down
Cruise Control
Double clutch
Once in awhile
Drawn from mile to mile
Walk:
With Beauty
Draw: Smudge lines
Line the path*
There are arrows
Everywhere to direct you
Erase where necessary
Ask yourself:
What memories will fill
my odometer?
What kind of tread will
I burn...and/or
bridges too?
Love, mom
© M. S. Esparza
A few of the polite,funny German auto terms I found:
INDICATORS Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
CLUTCH Die Kuplink mit achlippen und schaken
PUNCTURE Die Phlatt mit Bludymucken
FUEL GAUGE Der Walletemptyung Meter
TRAFFIC JAM Die Bluddinmuckin Dammundblast
BACKFIRE Der Lowdenbangermekkenjumpen